Tater Tot Takeover: Chwistmas Edition

Hi you guys! So Mommy is upstairs in that scary tub where she always puts me and sprays me with water and puts this bubbly stuff on me and then leaves me there all soaking wet and sad....she doesn't know it, but I'm hijacking her laptop again.

I always try to escape. Never works. I'm vertically challenged. Plus, Mommy always ends up chasing me around the house with a towel when that happens. Tug-o-war after bath time is fun!!

Santa Paws came....he got me stylish Christmas neckwear:

Mommy must've told him that I'm a nudist. I barely tolerate these, let alone a sweater! Why do humans like those ugly Christmas sweaters anyway? Weirdos.

Grandmaw and Grandpaw got me treats and a toy!! The toy has so many squeakers! I just don't know what to do!

Wow Grumpy Cat. You really don't like hats do you? Me neither....I feel your pain.

Mommy made me pose for our Christmas picture yesterday. Look how cute! My scarf is very fashionable, don't you think? Minnie and Max the Pugs were my inspiration. Mommy says we're going to find an even cuter one next year. I'm not sure how she plans to do that....I mean look at me!

Oh, and that creepy elf? I saw him leaving today. Thank God!
Well, that's all from me today. I'm going to take a nap now. Those were some tiring holiday festivities this morning. Merry Chwistmas all of you furry for-legged ones, and your humans, too!
Happy Tails!
Ali the Pug

 

 

 

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